Apparently, all around Area 51 there are signs warning trespassers that extreme force

Apparently, all around Area 51 there are signs warning trespassers that extreme force will be used against them. I think it would be more befitting if there were signs saying, “Warning! Trespassers will be subjected to extensive anal probing.”

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