I’ve started forwarding all the email I get from that Nigerian prince to the

I’ve started forwarding all the email I get from that Nigerian prince to the pharmaceutical company that sends me email telling me they can enlarge my “maleness.” I’m thinking the prince might want to invest some of his $30 million in that sweet deal.

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