My wife thought she could really get me good on April Fool’s Day with her “Whoopee

My wife thought she could really get me good on April Fool’s Day with her “Whoopee cushion on the car seat” gag. But I think I trumped her with the ol’ “backing the sedan through the garage door” routine.

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