Girl, you must be a McCafe mocha cuz you looked better in the ad, you’re not worth what

Girl, you must be a McCafe mocha cuz you looked better in the ad, you’re not worth what I paid, and afterward I’ll be nauseous and full of regret. /@rmfnord

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