I cried because I had no shoes.

I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man in an Amsterdam brothel with a diaper on and a rubber chicken on his head, who was the victim of a botched sex-change operation in a Tijuana prison. That pretty much shut me up. (John H. Crocker)

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