I saw a bumper sticker that said: “Don’t Let This Car Fool You, My Real Treasure Is In

I saw a bumper sticker that said: “Don’t Let This Car Fool You, My Real Treasure Is In Heaven.” I’m sorry, but if heaven is even better than a 1998 Ford Escort, I’m going to have to seriously reconsider this whole atheism thing.

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