I shot the sheriff.

I shot the sheriff. I also shot the deputy. And if the deputy had been wearing shoes, I’d have given them to the guy who was bitching because he had none. Then I would have taken him fishing. Hey, it’s not every day you can nail three cliches that easily.

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