If celebrity deaths do come in threes, I’m hoping that June Cleaver and Howard

If celebrity deaths do come in threes, I’m hoping that June Cleaver and Howard Cunningham will soon be dispensing pearls of heavenly sitcom wisdom to *anyone* from the cast of “Jersey Shore.”

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