My last employment review singled me out as a “glass-half-empty” guy, so I’ve worked

My last employment review singled me out as a “glass-half-empty” guy, so I’ve worked hard to change that. Now, when I see a shared casserole in the break room with a hair sticking out of it, I say, “Hey, free floss!”

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