No one ever threatens to prosecute somebody to half the extent of the law — it’s always

No one ever threatens to prosecute somebody to half the extent of the law — it’s always the full extent. Some department store should only prosecute shoplifters to 90% of the extent of the law. It would be good PR: It would show the community that while they may be tough on shoplifters, they still have a heart.

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