With apologies to the adage-quoting visitors who keep interrupting my morphine haze, I’m

With apologies to the adage-quoting visitors who keep interrupting my morphine haze, I’m not sure exactly how getting brained by a concrete block and tumbling from atop fifteen feet of scaffolding is supposed to “make me stronger.”

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