Sometimes I wonder what it will be like when the aliens come to take us all away.

Sometimes I wonder what it will be like when the aliens come to take us all away. Most likely we’ll be just outside Earth’s atmosphere when some stupid douche will start wailing about his needing to use the bathroom.

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