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A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection.

The judge looks down at her and asks, “First offender?”

The woman replies, “nope, first a Martin, then a Gibson, then a Fender.”

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Posted: March 12, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: law & crime, marriage
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