Teacher: “Johnny, give me a sentence with an ‘I’ in it.”
Johnny: “I is…”
Teacher: “No, Johnny, when you say ‘I,’ it should be followed by ‘am.’”
Johnny: “Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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