Marriage: The Real Devil’s Advocate

Church was in service when the Devil appeared and started running up and down the aisles, screaming, “I AM BEELZEBUB, LORD OF HELL! FEAR ME!”

Everyone in the church started panicking and scrambling to escape, except an old man who just quietly sat there shaking his head.

The Devil, seeing this, went up to the old man and shouted, “I AM BEELZEBUB! WHY AREN’T YOU AFRAID OF ME?!”

The old man calmly looked the devil in the eyes and said, “I’ve been married to your sister for 60 years.”

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Posted: March 16, 2026 (5 months ago)
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