Johnny’s Alphabetic Twist!

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Teacher: “Johnny, give me a sentence with an ‘I’ in it.”

Johnny: “I is…”

Teacher: “No, Johnny, when you say ‘I,’ it should be followed by ‘am.’”

Johnny: “Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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I doubt they’d do it more than once

If the company that makes Q-Tips was really serious about wanting us only using them on the outsides of our ears, they’d make the little stick come to a needle-sharp point. People would still poke them into the canal, but I kind of doubt they’d do it more than once.

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Posted: March 16, 2026 (3 months ago)
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