Knitting and Vitamins: Baby’s Best Starts!

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So there are these three pregnant women in the OB-GYN’s waiting room: a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, all knitting baby sweaters.

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So they knit and they knit and they knit. Then the redhead pops a pill. The other two gasp.

“It’s OK,” the redhead says. “This is just calcium. I want my baby to have strong bones.”

So they knit and they knit and they knit. Then the brunette pops a pill. The other two gasp.

“It’s OK,” the brunette says. “This is just vitamin C. I want my baby to have a strong immune system.”

So they knit and they knit and they knit. Then the blonde pops a pill. The other two gasp.

“It’s OK,” the blonde says. “This is just thalidomide. I can’t get the arms on this sweater right.”

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