Grateful Skin: A Love Story!

A man’s face is badly burned in a fire.

The doctors decide he needs a skin graft to restore his face, but he is so thin that he has no excess skin of his own for the operation. So they use skin from his wife’s bottom.

The operation is a complete success. His face looks like it did before the fire.

Several months go by, and the man is still thanking his wife profusely for the sacrifice she made.

Finally, she says to him, “You don’t have to keep thanking me. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

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Posted: March 18, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: death, family
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