The Scenic Drive

After coming home late, my wife was furious and asked where I was. I told her I was playing poker with my friends.

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She refused to talk to me, so I took her out on a long scenic drive.

Her mood eventually improved, and looking out the window, she sighed, “What a beautiful view. I wish we could spend the rest of our lives right here.”

I said, “Well, your wish just came true… because you won’t believe what happened at poker.”

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Penguin Covered in Mustard

Penguins are funny. Mustard is funny. But do you think a penguin covered in mustard would be funny? I don’t know, but it might help if he were wearing a bib, ’cause bibs are funny.

Posted: September 15, 2026 (1 week ago)
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