HIV from a toilet

Did you hear about the guy who somehow got HIV from a toilet?
He sat down before the other guy got up.

Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.

No public regrets yet
Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.

Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.

0/280 characters. Moderated before public embarrassment.
Related chaos

More chaos like this

Related punchlines from nearby corners of the joke swamp.

Joke The Rolls Royce Key Fob Trick Joke Like a Newborn Baby Joke Date Who Drills Holes Joke Superman’s Superspeed Rooftop Encounter Joke A Marine, a Boxer, and an MMA Fighter Walk Into a Texas Bar Joke Two Medical Students Diagnose an Old Man Walking Stiff-Legged

Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday

No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.

Share:TwitterFacebookLinkedinRedditWhatsappEmail

More posts

Ladies, it’s important that you pay attention to the idioms you

Ladies, it’s important that you pay attention to the idioms you use when speaking to your man. There’s a subtle but crucial difference between telling him you’re planning to “blow him off” and “blow him.”

Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday

No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.

Posted: February 20, 2026 (6 months ago)
Views: 0
Shares: 0
Topics: death
Sensitivity: PG-13