Valentines Day

Do men get anything out of valentines day? It depends on whether or not his wife will do the brussel sprout.

What’s the brussel sprout?

It’s when you put something in your mouth and pretend you like it

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Human DNA + Goat DNA

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo!

Posted: February 20, 2026 (7 months ago)
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