Why Is My Blonde Girlfriend So Beautiful?

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“Dear God, why is my blonde girlfriend so very beautiful?”

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God answers, “My son, to make you love her.”

“But why is she also so very stupid?”

“My son, to make her love you back.”

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Posted: March 27, 2026 (3 months ago)
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