The Top 20 Brexitisms

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20. Czechout

19. Byehamas

18. AufWiederSpain

17. Bolts-wanna

16. ToStayOrTogo

15. Cote de AuRevoir

14. Canadivorce

13. Fleeji

12. Scootland

11. Outdia

10. Bounce-nia and Herewegoseeya

9. Dubaibye

8. Afghaniscram

7. China-na-na, Hey Hey, Goodbye!

6. Solongman Islands

5. Australiaderci!

4. Farewales

3. Ethelopeia

2. ColorMeGhana

And the number one Brexitism…

1. Greece Out

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Posted: March 27, 2026 (3 months ago)
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