The Ex-Wife and the Coffee Catch-Up

A man bumps into his ex-wife after not talking for many years, and they decide to grab a coffee together and catch up.

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“So,” says the man, “I heard you got remarried.”

“That’s right,” she says.

The man smirks. “And how does he like your sorry excuse for cooking?”

“Oh, he likes it just fine,” she says.

“And how does he like your god-awful blowjobs?”

“Oh, he likes them just fine,” she says.

“Yeah? And how does he like that tired, worn-out old pussy?”

“Oh, he likes it just fine,” she says. “Once he gets past the tired, worn-out part.”

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