Because He’s My Newt

A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

The bartender says, “Interesting pet. What’s his name?”

“Tiny,” the guy says.

“Why Tiny?” the bartender asks.

“Because he’s my newt.”

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Polygamy I understand.

Polygamy I understand. What I don’t understand is being married to a bunch of women at the same time and having them all wear Home on the Prairie dresses and combat boots.

Posted: March 28, 2026 (6 months ago)
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