A Serious Drinking Opportunity

An employee says to his boss, “Can we talk? I have a serious problem.”

The boss says, “Remember our motto: around here there are no problems — only opportunities.”

The employee nods. “Okay. I have a serious drinking opportunity.”

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Posted: March 28, 2026 (4 months ago)
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