Blonde in a library

A blonde walked into a library, marched up to the counter, and said, “I’d like a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Diet Coke.”

The librarian said, “Excuse me! This is a library!”

The blonde then whispered, “Sorry… I’d like a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Diet Coke.”

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I don’t like to tell potential employers I was downsized from my last job, because that

I don’t like to tell potential employers I was downsized from my last job, because that makes me seem like a loser who couldn’t adapt to the changing business environment. So I tell them instead that I quit to spend more quality time with my kitty cats.

Posted: February 20, 2026 (7 months ago)
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