Blonde in a library

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A blonde walked into a library, marched up to the counter, and said, “I’d like a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Diet Coke.”

The librarian said, “Excuse me! This is a library!”

The blonde then whispered, “Sorry… I’d like a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Diet Coke.”

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Posted: February 20, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: education, food, sex
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