The Figure Skater at the Bar

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An ice hockey player, a rodeo clown, and a beautiful figure skater walk into a bar.

After a couple of drinks, they start comparing injuries.

“None of my teeth are my own. I once lost seven teeth during one game,” says the hockey player.

“Well, that’s nothing. During my career, I broke each and every one of my bones,” replies the rodeo clown.

The figure skater rolls her eyes and says, “I used to be a Red Sox infielder. Do you have any idea what that ball can do to a man if you forget to wear the jockstrap?”

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Posted: April 8, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: gender, sports
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