Faked my age

A 60-year-old millionaire marries a hot 25-year-old woman.

After the honeymoon, they throw a party to celebrate their marriage. After a few drinks, the millionaire’s friends want to know the secret of how he landed a 25-year-old hottie.

“It’s simple,” the millionaire boasts. “I faked my age.”

“Yeah, but even for a 40- or 45-year-old guy, she’s sensational. So what age did you tell her you were?” a friend asks.

With a smile on his lips, the millionaire responds, “85 years old.”

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I shot the sheriff.

I shot the sheriff. I also shot the deputy. And if the deputy had been wearing shoes, I’d have given them to the guy who was bitching because he had none. Then I would have taken him fishing. Hey, it’s not every day you can nail three cliches that easily.

Posted: February 20, 2026 (7 months ago)
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