Blonde in a library

A blonde walked into a library, marched up to the counter, and said, “I’d like a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Diet Coke.”

The librarian said, “Excuse me! This is a library!”

The blonde then whispered, “Sorry… I’d like a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Diet Coke.”

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Bill Cosby must feel good knowing the people who released doves

Bill Cosby must feel good knowing the people who released doves outside Michael Jackson’s child molestation trial might still love him.

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Posted: February 20, 2026 (6 months ago)
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