Dog licking itself

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Two dumb guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking himself
The one dumb guy goes, “I wish I could do that”

And the other dumb guy goes, “Maybe if you tried petting him first”

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Posted: February 20, 2026 (4 months ago)
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