Pepper

A woman is waiting in line at a grocery store. The woman in front of her keeps sneezing and letting out a loud moan after each one. Woman #1 asks her if she’s okay. Woman #2 says, “I have this condition — every time I sneeze, I have an intense orgasm.”

Woman #1 asks if she takes anything for it…

Woman #2 sneezes again and moans out the word, “PEPPER!”

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Posted: April 9, 2026 (4 months ago)
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