The Top 17 Rejected Titles for the Fifty Shades of Grey Movie

17. There’s Something About Tying Up and Whipping Mary

16. Boundhog Day

15. Prince of Tied

14. Binding Nemo

13. Cloudy with a Chance of Beat Balls

12. Meet the Floggers

11. Back Side Story

10. The Hurt Licker

9. L*A*S*H

8. Rear Ender’s Game

7. 12 Angry Men and a Coed with Daddy Issues

6. 13 Years a Sex Slave

5. Lock, Stock, Cuffs, Shackles, Chains, Restraints, Ball Gags and Two Smoking Barrels

4. Blazing Paddles

3. Thor All Over

2. Dude, Where’s Your Fist?

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The End Was in Sight

As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.

Posted: April 9, 2026 (6 months ago)
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