The Top 17 Rejected Titles for the Fifty Shades of Grey Movie

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17. There’s Something About Tying Up and Whipping Mary

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16. Boundhog Day

15. Prince of Tied

14. Binding Nemo

13. Cloudy with a Chance of Beat Balls

12. Meet the Floggers

11. Back Side Story

10. The Hurt Licker

9. L*A*S*H

8. Rear Ender’s Game

7. 12 Angry Men and a Coed with Daddy Issues

6. 13 Years a Sex Slave

5. Lock, Stock, Cuffs, Shackles, Chains, Restraints, Ball Gags and Two Smoking Barrels

4. Blazing Paddles

3. Thor All Over

2. Dude, Where’s Your Fist?

1. Whip. Lash.

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Posted: April 9, 2026 (2 months ago)
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