You Must Be Single

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Today I bought two bananas, an apple, and a pack of cigarettes. The cashier looked at me and said, “You must be single, huh?” And I’m like, “How do you know that?”

She said, “Because you’re ugly.”

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Posted: April 13, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: daily life, relationships, shopping
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