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A man got fired from his job for having sex during work hours. When his boss asked why he did it, the man replied, “I don’t know man, she was just lying there naked. I kinda got the hint so we fucked.”

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He was never hired at another morgue again.

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Posted: April 13, 2026 (4 months ago)
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