The Centipede’s Errand

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An ant, a spider, and a centipede are holding a party.

The ant realizes that they are running low on beer. He offers to head out to buy some more. The centipede says, “No, let me do it. You’d take too long. I have a lot more legs than you — I can do it faster!” The bugs agree.

Ten minutes pass… then twenty minutes, then thirty, then more. The spider asks, “What’s taking him so long?” The ant decides to head out to investigate. He opens the front door and sees the centipede outside.

The ant asks, “Hey man, what’s taking you so long?”

The centipede replies, “I’m still putting on my shoes.”

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Posted: April 13, 2026 (2 months ago)
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