Short Staffed

I went to a restaurant run by midgets and the service was terrible.

In their defense, they’re short staffed.

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He Wanted to Maintain His Rank

My father was an officer in the Army but he never showered.

He wanted to maintain his rank.

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Posted: April 13, 2026 (4 months ago)
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