Polly went home happy and told her mum how she’d earned $50 by climbing a tree.
Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
Unleash ChaosHer mum replied, “Sweetie — they just wanted to see your knickers.”
To which Polly replied, “No, look, Mom, I was clever, I took them off!”
Add to the Chaos. Got a better punchline, worse take, or public cry for help? Drop a one-liner. Approved replies show up here after moderation.
No public regrets yet
Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.
Related chaos
More chaos like this
Related punchlines from nearby corners of the joke swamp.
Get 5 Unhinged Jokes Every Friday
No spam. Just dark humor and bad decisions in email form.
