A Stolen Car

Two police officers stood beside a man who was bitterly crying.

“Wow,” said one police officer, “he must have really loved that car.”

“Not really,” said the other police officer. “It was five years old but fully insured. He’s crying because he just filled his gas tank.”

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If a half-truth is a whole lie, a whole truth is two whole lies.

If a half-truth is a whole lie, a whole truth is two whole lies.

Posted: April 14, 2026 (5 months ago)
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