A kid went away to college and grew a goatee, and was very proud of it. He took a selfie and sent it to his dad with a note:
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Unleash Chaos“This makes me look rather like a count, does it not?”
Dad turns to mom and says, “Kid’s grown a beard, but still can’t spell.”
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