Not a Match

I was at a speed dating event, looking for a partner who can light my cigarette.

The first candidate started telling me about how smoking is actually really bad for me.

I told him that I appreciate his intention, but it’s not a match.

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If a guy’s coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should

If a guy’s coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should have to tuck his penis and balls behind his butt for the rest of the day.

Posted: April 17, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: aging, food, relationships
Sensitivity: PG-13