Three Stops Ago

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A woman is breastfeeding on the bus but struggling to get her baby to eat…

So she says to her baby, “Eat up now or I’m going to give it to that nice man over there,” and points at the man sitting across from her.

Ten minutes later: “You have to eat, or I will give it to that man!”

Five minutes later: “Come on now, I can’t waste this milk so you have to eat or I’m giving it to that man.”

At this point the gentleman sitting across from her finally says, “Come on lady, make up your mind, I was supposed to get off three stops ago!”

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Posted: April 19, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: drugs & alcohol, parenting, society
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