The Top 14 Names for Hip-Hop Drinks

14. Rum DMC

13. Cuervo Gold Tooth

12. MC Hammered

11. Harvey Gangbanger

10. Singapore Bling

9. 2-Pack Liqueur

8. Sloe Gin Fizzizzle Shanizzle

7. Gin and Chronic

6. Old Dirty Plastered

5. R. Kelly’s Sex on the Playground

4. Notorious V.S.O.P.

3. J.Lo Shots

2. Sex on the Beyotch

1. That Pink Sh*t with the Umbrella an’ Sh*t

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