The Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines
12. Wimpy — “I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hummer today.”
11. Foghorn Leghorn — “Ah say, boy, ah say, you’ve got it all wrong. Those little chickens you’ve been chasing around are roosters. What you want is a big ol’ hen, like me.”
10. Bart Simpson — “Eat my shorts, ma’am!”
9. Batman — “Wanna help to dispel those nasty rumors about me and the Boy Wonder?”
8. Speedy Gonzales — “Senorita, it’s just a nickname!”
7. Pepe LePew — “But, mon cherie — I don’t smell any worse than anyone else in France.”
6. Ross Perot — “I’m worth $4 billion.”
5. Porky Pig — “L-L-Let’s go back to my place and f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fu-f-f-fu… hump.”
4. Popeye — “I’m strong to the finish ’cause I takes Viagra!”
3. Pinocchio — “Hey, I *am* a woody!”
2. Underdog — “My heart is for you, my Polly, dear; You are pure and true, can I sniff your rear?”
1. Tweety Bird — “I wuuuv to eat putty!”
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