- “Can you fax me a disk?”
- “Is that a capital ‘7’?”
- “Can I buy the Internet?”
- “Oh, you mean I need a modem and a computer to access the Internet!”
- “I have a 464 with 8K.”
- “It says I have 512 kegabytes.”
- “I’d like to buy a box of hard disks.”
- “My wife downloaded 20 megs of free space. Is that enough?”
- “The Internet — isn’t that a microchip?”
- “Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet!”
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