A man and his four-year-old son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, “Dad, what does a pussy look like?”
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Unleash ChaosThe dad asked him, “Before or after sex?”
“Ummm, before sex,” the kid replied.
The dad said, “Have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?”
“Yeah,” said the son. “Well, what about after sex?”
His dad replied, “Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”
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