Deer Dragging Direction Makes All The Difference

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Two goober hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.

“Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”

After the third hunter left, the two goobers decided to try it.

A little while later one said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”

“Yeah,” the other added, “but we’re getting farther away from the truck….”

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (2 months ago)
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