Bob Peters’ Unfortunate Barbershop Visit

A man was looking all over town to find a friend of his. He walked down the street and came to a barber shop. He stuck his head inside and asked, “Bob Peters here?”

The barber replied, “Nah, we just do shaves and haircuts.”

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Posted: April 24, 2026 (4 months ago)
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