How do you respond to someone calling you a grammar Nazi?
You call them antisemantic!
Topic: language
Language jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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When Your Parents Name You
When you wish your parents
understood English when they
named you
Màkunt Izichi -
“I” Before “E”
“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN…
They will get very angry.
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Broad Generalizations
People who make broad generalizations are always wrong.
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Maine Postal Abbreviation Confusion
Does anyone else have trouble remembering whether the postal abbreviation for Maine is ma, mi or mn?
Or is it just me?
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Rearrange the Letters of POSTMEN
If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN…
They become VERY ANGRY.
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It’s Hard to Say
I told my wife I absolutely love Worcestershire sauce.
She asked what’s so special about it.
“It’s hard to say,” I answered.
