An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, “I have a dead pussy.”
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Unleash ChaosThe driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, “Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.”
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